Monday, May 18, 2009

Feeling the Bleus

(The following post was supposed to end up on my WordPress site, but for some reason -stupidity?- I can't get on my own web page. So here it is.)

I’ve been feeling kinda bleu lately, so I thought I’d have some wine to cheer me up.

Okay, cheesy opening, but fitting, as my bleu-ness comes not from ennui, but from the likes of Roquefort, St. Agur, Stilton, Shropshire, Gorgonzola, and Oregonzola. Great cheeses all.

And, as I was entering the final episode of a three-part class on pairing cheese and wine, I wanted to go out on a high note. With blue cheese.

As per usual, whenever I go to round-up cheeses for a class, the array of choices is nearly paralyzing. But eventually I pared it down to these four: St. Agur and Shropshire, both from Freddies. And Herve Mons Persillé Chevre du Beaujolais, and Neal’s Yard Stilton Colston Bassett, both from Whole Foods. And as back-up, Société Roquefort, Oregonzola, and Blue d’Auvergne, none of which we got to.

They weren’t needed. Because, aside from the cheeses by themselves, Mary Karen made a Roquamole. And just to show off the versatility of blue cheese, I whipped up an incredible (no brag, just fact) Gorgonzola Cheesecake.

Mary Karen followed this Nigella Lawson recipe, and it was awesome. For my recipe, cf. below.

So, what wines match well with blue cheese? Well, the authorities claim either a big muscle red, or, in a complete spin-about, a sweet dessert wine. Let’s start with muscle, in the form of Twisted, 2007 California Old Vine Zinfandel, $8. Now, I’m not a big fan of California Zin, in particular, this style. Overblown, sweet, all flash, no subtlety. And yes, I know, this is the style (and price) that many people love. To be perfectly fair, it was a good match with the St. Agur, and the Shropshire. It did, however, turn that Herve Mons into a bitter hunk of mold.

Primitivo may be the same grape as Zinfandel, but it’s not the same wine. Italians prefer food friendly wines, and tend to pick grapes earlier, leaving a bit of acidity, and giving the wine some leanness and earthiness. Perfect example, the Caleo, 2005 Salento Primitivo, $9. To highlight the difference, the Caleo is 13% alc., while the Twisted is 14%. All of which adds up to the Primitivo faring much better all around with the cheeses. Especially with the Herve Mons and the Stilton.

But then you go back to 15% alcohol with the Napa Cellars, 2006 Napa Valley Zinfandel, $22, a big robust wine, with bright berry and cigar box aromas, and sweet berry/cherry flavors, almost Port-like. While a far better wine than the Twisted (commensurate with the price difference!), it drew almost the same results when paired with the cheeses. Okay, but not great.

And then a real treat, Alison, god love her, brought a bottle that had been hiding in her cellar for a long time, the Viansa, 2002 Sonoma County Cabernet Sauvignon, ??, and it was terrific. Starting with the simple fact it was perfectly aged. All the raw, gangly, aggressive notes of a young Cab are sanded down, and smoothed out. Still plenty of tannin though, indicating it still has some aging potential. But for our purposes, it was wonderful with all four cheeses.

And then the big cliché -o yawn- Sauternes and blue cheese. Of course it’s going to work! Isn’t it? Well, let’s start with the fact the Chateau de Cosse, 2005 Sauternes, $26, is a marvelous wine –rich, flavorful, earthy. I’m not even going to bother with superlatives. So good, one of our tasters, Dan, insisted that it was a terrible match with the cheese, because nothing you put in your mouth could pair with the intensity and succulence of this wine.

I certainly sympathize with Dan’s point (just drink the damn wine!), but the other side (mine), it was truly remarkable with all four cheeses. I use a 4-point system (my own private voodoo) and the match with St. Agur got 4 ½ points. Can’t get any better than that.

What about that other cliché -Port and blue cheese? Well, we had a little snafu, as two of us each thought the other was bringing a Port, and it turned out neither of us did. But wait a minute, I still have that Roquefort, Oregonzola, and Bleu d’Auvergne waiting in the wings…reason for another class?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Gorgonzola Cheesecake

Somewhere, stuffed in the dusty coves of the Mind-Blogging Archives, is a piece I wrote on La Bottega's fantastic appetizer Gorgonzola Cheesecake. I had tried on several occasions to duplicate it at home from a CDKitchen recipe (no longer available), with good, but not great results...until now. For a wine/cheese pairing class I prepared this rendition, and stopping short of breaking my arm patting myself on the back, it was awesome...don't take my word for it.

Try this:
Gorgonzola Cheesecake

Make a batch of polenta, with 1 ½ cups of water, ½ cup of cornmeal , two garlic cloves, chopped, salt, cook covered for fifteen minutes. Add ¼ cup grated parmesan cheese and a couple leaves of chiffoned fresh basil (the recipe called for dried basil –horrors!). Set aside to cool.

In a small ramekin, roast a head of garlic with lots of olive oil drizzled over, in a 400 degree oven for half an hour. When cool enough to work with, strip cloves from the shell, and set aside. Turn oven to 325.

1 pound of Costco special Gorgonzola, mild stuff, but just fine for this. Now, instead of sitting around for weeks waiting for this to be workable, I put crumbled cheese in the microwave for 45 seconds. But it seemed like it was getting a little rubbery, so I put the cheese in a stainless steel mixing bowl and into the oven for about 5 minutes. That just barely started to melt it.
Then I used only 3 packages of 8 oz. cream cheese (recipe called for 5), and one at a time softened them in the microwave, about 30 seconds each. Add cream cheese to the warmed Gorgonzola in the bowl, whip it all together. Add 4 eggs, one at a time, and stir away until it's all very creamy.

Grease (or butter) a 10-inch spring form pan, and spread polenta over bottom. Pour in the cheese filling, spreading it around, trying to remove all air bubbles. Place garlic cloves on top at the ends of imaginary wagon-wheel spokes at the edge of the cake.

Cook for 1 hour. Do the ole toothpick trick to make sure it’s done. Then let cool for at least an hour.

The texture was creamy, the flavor fantastic, and everyone in class gave it two YUMs up. For wine pairing check out The Wine Iconoclast.

La Bottega serves this as a ‘starter’ in a pool of tasty tomato sauce, with lots of crusty bread.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Big Stink: Part II

Who put the PU in puer? The washed rind cheese, that’s who.

Epoisses, Munster, l’Ami du Chambertin, Reblochon, Maroilles, Pont l’Eveque, Taleggio, Cowgirl Creamery Red Hawk –put all these in one room, and you’d build a stench so strong it would rival a pigsty, with dirty gym socks, and cigar butts thrown in for good measure.

And so you ask: Is that a good thing?

Yes. These are some of the most incredible cheeses in the world (and o by the way, since many washed rind cheeses are French, I thought I’d toss in the French verb puer, which means ‘to stink’).

I once held a wine/cheese tasting at a restaurant with many of the above cheeses, and the smell was like Sue Storm’s Force Field, the wait staff bounced off it like ping pong balls.

What gives them that good stink is the process -the washed rind. After molded, the young cheese is bathed in a brine with either eau-de-vie, wine, or beer, encouraging the growth of certain bacteria, which produces the stink –and makes the taste so amazing. A cratered-like rind forms –from orange to brown- some edible (e.g. Epoisses), some not so much, like Taleggio.

Of the washed rind cheeses, by the far the strongest is Maroilles, which is impossible to find (legally) in the states, with Munster, Epoisses, and l’Ami du Chambertin, close behind. The American Red Hawk is right up there, as well. The milder ones, Pont l’Eveque, Livarot, Langres, and Taleggio (the lone Italian in the group), while still fairly strong, are fine entry-level washed rind cheeses.

The texture of most washed rinds is creamy to semi-soft, with young ones almost runny. The deep flavors are earthy, gamy, sometimes nutty to caramel. The Parisian cheese shop, Marie-Anne Cantin, ages an Epoisses that more than one savvy taster insists is like peanut butter!

So okay, what wine are we going to pair with these powerful cheeses? You’d think first, a muscle wine. A big Cab, for instance. Some authorities recommend Chardonnay. But since the finest of the washed rinds (in my humble opinion) are Epoisses and especially l’Ami du Chambertin, and as both are from Burgundy, I’m thinking a good Burgundian Pinot Noir.

So on to our tasting class. To minimize the risk of the Rubik’s Cube factor, I pitted four cheeses –l’Ami du Chambertin, Berthaut Epoisses, Cowgirl Creamery Red Hawk, and Taleggio- against four wines -o, actually five, as I –dubiously- added the Joseph Drouhin, 2007 Bourgogne Laforet Chardonnay, $12. Not surprisingly, while a lovely wine, the cheeses beat up all over it.

To minimize cost (I was already three-times over my budget just with the cheeses), I put in 3 wines from my own Spudders Crest label -two Cab/Merlots from Red Mountain, and a Pinot Noir from Sunnyside Vineyards, which is across I-5 from Willamette Valley Vineyards. I also tossed in an over-the-transom California Cab, about which the less said, the better.

I wasn’t so sure the Big-on-Big would work, but as it turns out, the Spudders Crest, 2005 Red Mountain Vineyard Cab/Merlot, was by the far the class favorite. Red Mountain churns out some big wines, and this is right up there with them. The 2006 Cab/Merlot, which is a little oakier than the ’05, didn’t fare as well, though I personally thought it was the best match with l’Ami du Chambertin (a very hard to find cheese, but Elephant’s Deli in Portland had it).

As for the Spudders Crest, 2007 Sunnyside Vineyards Pinot Noir, which I think of (in my wildest dreams) as rather like a young Savigny-les-Beaune, a little brambly, with real pretty Bing cherry fruit, it paired only okay with the cheeses. I think the prettiness of the fruit was a bit overwhelmed by the aggressive flavors of the cheeses.

Maybe a more raw and earthy Pinot –Pommard?- might’ve worked better. But in the meantime, I’ll go Big-on-Big.

Next up: Am I bleu?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Big Stink

They call me the Big Cheese. Have Stink, Will Travel.

And so when Clark College in Vancouver, WA, dangled their bait, I bit. Now I’m doing a three-week class on pairing cheese and wine, and Buster, there ain’t a tougher gig in town.

First up; goat cheese. Pretty simple, eh? Pah! We’re not talking grocery store ‘chevre’. There are a whole slew, a kaleidoscopic mash-mash of goat cheese styles, enough to give you whiplash. Fresh, cheddar, aged, semi-soft, Gouda, Brie; how you gonna round up a snerkle of wines to pair with all of this? That’s why they called on me.

I didn’t need to, but I consulted the experts. They confirmed what I knew, with any young goat cheese, Sauvignon Blanc, preferably from the Loire region. For those in-between, the semi-softs -Chardonnay, fruity reds. But then I ran into a stone wall. What about aged goat cheese? The recommendations were all over the place, but one grabbed my attention –a good tannic red, like Cotes du Rhone. I was dubious. But, that’s how I got where I am today, by getting in the ring with the big boppers.

So I rounded up the usual suspects, strapped them into their chairs, attached electrodes to their nostrils, and set to work. First, the wines: Henri Bourgeois, 2007 Petit Bourgeois Sauvignon Blanc, $12. This was the obvious one. If it didn’t pair well with the cheeses, I was gonna drop my cement-booted body off the Fremont Bridge.

Then a little scarier, the Fire Road, 2008 Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, $10. Sure it’s Sauvignon Blanc, but not Loire SB. Did it have the cahones to stand up to the cheese? Only one way to find out.

And then a ringer, the Wallace Brook, 2007 Willamette Valley Chardonnay, $10. This label is the little step-child of Adelsheim. And David likes Burgundian styled Chardonnay, doesn’t he? I hadn’t had the wine, so I wasn’t sure. But the limb was there, and I went out on it.

As for our staunch big red, I chose E.A.R.L. Burle, 2007 Cotes du Rhone, $12, a knuckle-cracking red.

Now, rather than wrangle with a Rubik’s Cube of cheese/wine pairing, I limited the cheeses to these: River’s Edge Fresh Chevre -no pesto, hazelnut, whatever. Straight Chevre. Then from central Oregon, the Semi-Hard Tumalo Farms Classico. Why not semi-soft? Beats me.

And finally, from the Loire, an aged little beast, Le Mini Chevrot.

We tasted the wines first, and all were good.

Then we tasted them with the cheeses. The Wallace Brook had a little more oak than I hoped, but it surprisingly went arm and arm with the cheeses, especially the Tumalo. And, while everyone liked the Fire Road by itself, some thought with the cheeses it turned a little sappy.

But, no doubt about it, the experts were right –twice. That Li’l Bourgeois wine was fine with all the cheeses, but awesome with the fresh chevre. And more incredible, Earl the Burle with that aged cheese was superb, the class favorite. Aged goat cheese is more firm, and takes on an earthy tang, while approaching nutty and caramel flavors, and the Earl was the perfect match.

After that, it was free-for-all time. I pulled out a goat cheddar, Gouda, a fondue, and goat cheesecake, and we merrily sipped, and nibbled the night away.

Next up– the Big Stink for sure, with washed rind cheeses. Epoisses, Taleggio, Munster! O, I can already smell the barnyard.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

You're Breaking My Buds!

We got bud-break, Houston! And wouldn’t you know it, right on Earth Day. Talk about symbolic.

All it took was a weekend plus a couple days of warm-to-hot weather, and the vines began pushing harder than a pig through a lipstick tube. On Tuesday I strolled though my little vineyard and the white buds were swelled-up like crazy, each sporting a tiny reddish tip. By Wednesday noon, the cocoons had broken open, and those red tips had become the start of unfurling green leaves. Bud-break.

The nice thing about this bud-break is it looks fairly uniform. Usually you get one bud here, another way over there, then two days later, a couple over here…but almost every vine is popping with soon-to-be leaves and shoots.

First question…is this late? No, pretty much average. The earliest I’ve seen bud-break is April 3rd, and the latest –last year- the first week of May. So April 22nd is looking pretty sweet right now.

Time to celebrate with a refreshing white wine (I agree, not the smoothest transition), and the Mirth, 2007 Chardonnay, $8. Mirth? Well, that’s David O’Reilly, of course, the label-making machine (Sinnean, O’Reilly, Owen Roe, Sinister Hand, etc.).

It’s a blend of about half and half Oregon and Washington grapes, and as such, has a bit of multiple personality disorder. On the one hand rich, on the other, lean. No quality disorder, though, as it’s an exceedingly pleasant wine, with green apple, lemon and pear aromas, and fairly lean, almost crisp (cautious remark for no oak) texture, with citrus, green apple flavors, and notes of peach. Lovely stuff, and at a recession-ready price.

I hope there’s plenty around in July when after a couple hours of pulling shoots and leaves under a blazing sun, I can sit on the back deck and cool down with a couple sips of this perfectly refreshing wine.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Fill in the Blancs

A peek inside my recycling bin tells me I’ve been tasting a lot of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc lately.

And that’s not a bad thing. Wonderfully lean, tart and tasty, these wines remain among the best values on the market. I first got major exposure to them in 1999 when I attended VinExpo in Bordeaux. Now, I’d had a few New Zealand Sauv Blancs prior to that, here and there, at a restaurant, or tastings, but at VinExpo I had the chance to taste back-to-back from about 15 different producers in one fell swoop. Very eye opening.

What struck me then was how consistent the wines were, both in quality and flavors. Sure, there were identifying characteristics, as some were leaner, brighter, fruitier, while others were bigger, flashier, more substantial, but certain elements, like grapefruit, and a lemony zing, were all present and accounted for.

Having actually spent quality time in New Zealand since then, sampling countless examples of Sauv Blanc, I’ll stand by that opinion –only to note that, yes, you can find some dogs, bottom-feeders, that don’t make their way across the equator.

One odd note, even taking into account the exchange rate, we typically paid as much if not more in New Zealand as we would for the same wines here in the states. I was told the reason is that the government taxes the bejeebers out of wine in-country, but then gives all sorts of incentives to export them.

A good example is Monkey Bay, which you can generally get on sale for under $10 in the states. In New Zealand we paid 16 or 17 New Zealand dollars, or about $12 U.S. In other words, save the air fare and buy your Sauv Blanc here.

A classic is the Nobilo, 2008 Regional Collection Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, $9. This is in the lean, bright, refreshing category. And a great price (Freddies).

The Fire Road, 2008 Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, $10, is a new one to me. I found it to be on the earthy, grassy side, more like a Loire Sauv Blanc. Which is to say, quite good, and a perfect food wine.

And don’t forget Monkey Bay. Somehow my last bottle got recycled already, but I always enjoy it.

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